Chicago Deep Dish

1. Skills: My son stayed behind after the victory to answer my questions. I'm not a University of Hockey alumna (though I attended with Max), but it's got my respect for Skills. What a world-class, top-notch area.

2. Stomach: My strategy for eating pizza is to ask for the freshest one. I don't care what variety, so long as it is fresh from the oven. When it's pepperoni, like it was this time, I am extra happy.

3. Fingers: Slippery oil dripped off my pizza slice, conditioning my cuticles and moisturizing my hands, which remained exceptionally soft and smooth for the next 24 hours.