Sunday, October 15, 2017

hypnosis


Working a Saturday Night shift is the best! Direct from overnight, here are some of my favorite lines from recent babies' births:

1. ‘Aunt D, call me when you want jr. to learn how to be steezy.’
2. ‘In praise of Cole… A baby who is the rebirth of Goliath.’
3. ‘The hypno-birthers people don’t use pain medication. They have their self-respect.’

AND: ‘Nowadays I have a habit of keeping my hands to myself.’