World Record

1. A wall of mist spraying onto the road off the house water sprinkler refreshed me as I rode by on my bike.

2. This line from The Time Traveler's Wife:
‘Would you like some cookies? I always like to eat cookies while I look around museums. It makes it more multisensory.’

3. Cone jumping with The One and Only Max:
From within the hash marks on the ice, The One and Only Markus (à la Itchy and Scratchy) enchanted us with a new world record. We were not hallucinating - we captured them both HERE, see?

Then Markus enchanted Max. ‘Would you like to go to drop-in Saturday night?’