Hustle Hit and Never Quit

1. If you wear a wrap on your injured hand to a national airline, you may be marked for extra security checks. Wear nice underwear!

2. After I was felt up by a rather jolly woman who told good jokes, I watched my summer cotton dress get molested. It is official: my sundress is harmless.

3. It is never a good idea to wear a skirt while riding a bicycle. (Duh.) But if you do, wear nice underwear!